I can totes see her rocking the dressage outfits.

I would sub in Maldon or other flakey poncy salt probably from Waitrose.

Agreed, can we get these sections updated to include how to report trolls? Better yet, make it part of Kinja so we can flag without having to go to a forum to do it?

Reasonably priced - rentals that don't expire too quickly, and if I want to own, make it cheaper than buying the thing in the shops.

YES. It is one of my most favourite, along with Signe Chanel, and Objectified.

"I rely on my ePad Femme, because it's simpler for lady-brains like mine! Plus, it's pre-loaded, so no messy clean up. And with its new yoghurt cannon feature, I can quickly and discretely treat delicate feminine itching, so he'll never know. *WINK* "

The gif. Spanish flea. Bravo.

Totally thought Michael Douglass and Matt DaHMon were Siegfried and Roy for a moment there.

You don't have a style guide?

Another podcast to add to my list. Thanks!

It's somewhat outdated here, like people saying "Stone the crows" or "Flat out like a lizard drinking".

Thatcher ruined it for everyone.

Lexicon Valley? http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/lexicon_valley/2013/01/lexicon_valley_on_creaky_voice_or_vocal_fry_in_young_american_women.html

I ADORE wedges. For some reason, I can wear them far more easily than std high heels. So I just wear wedges all the time. and they are SO COMFY!!!

My friends and I seem to refer to the guys we're dating by geography. There's London, Denmark, Kentucky and Wales. I have no idea why.

TBH I have had worse (alarm clock story is a cracker). But as a similarly giant smoker, we might have things in common *brain goes on magical lady daydream*?

Yeah, that "filed proposal" is a frikking webform http://public.oed.com/the-oed-today/contribute-to-the-oed/. I'd be amazed if any etymologists take this seriously, TBH I'm sure they just lurk at urban dictionary and wash their eyeballs in acid daily.

Settling in to hear the stories. (I was thrilled like a 15 year old Bieber fan to hear he was single, like I have a fucking hope in hell. )

And I thought of your comment whilst reading this. Bro-tisserie indeed. It's chicken, for MEN.

Thank you! All in all, the renovations took longer than expected, but the freedom and growth has been incredible to experience, and has made my life a lot happier, so I wish you all the best.