Did John Cleese have the worst divorce lawyer in the world? I mean, from the article it says "Cleese split from his third wife, Alyce Faye Eichelberger, in 2008 after 16 years of marriage and her divorce settlement included an annual handout of more than £600,000 for seven years." , but every time I read something…

Throat-warbler-mangrove.

It's like a duck's porn name.

Can't we can outsource this? Send Lil Johnny off to Poopy Camp until he's figured it out?

He is just MMMMMMMMM

The key thing. I just made the "OHHHHHHH" noise super loudly, and others are now making it too since I fwded it on. This is awesome Lindy.

Ugh I agree. He was so BORING and MEH.

I dunno. Wikipedia is about as far as I am willing to research it. The milk lines article explains a bit more. But as to third boobies, I think we would need to ask Douglas Quaid.

Supernumerary nipples. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple

Supernumerary nipples. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple

Yeah, she's mad too. And we love the Mitfords!

I truly hope Harry Styles knows the real reason he has extra nipples.

Question. Did everyone else's parents teach them how to speak? I mean, not as in goo goo gaa gaa, but words to use, pronounciations, etc. I used to get so mad at my mother for declaring it was napkin and not serviette (she's British), etc, because in Australia, very few people care about it. If so, what were the…

Yes it is. It's currently 41C in Melbourne and I am sweating my tits off.

Sounds like it would be nicer without her?

You and I should have some wine. I regularly ask the well meaners who enquire after my love life with an enquiry of their sex lives. They learn quickly.

This really belongs on Etsy.

Hell yes. I'm in a country where the drinking age is 18, so you'll be fine!

"I use a French press now because I can't bear the percolator—and we sat and listened to every one." Noone tells you about the death rattle. I would hear it in my dreams for months and months. And then he died, and it was so weird - his body was just... not him anymore? :(

Go nuts.