*vomits*

"Edgehogs" = you win my hearty admiration for that one!

There really needs to be a campaign around how to behave on public transport. This would include the following:

Relevant:

GOD, dad, you're so EMBARASSING!!

Amusingly, there's more - less goth versions. And brighter jackets!

Hipster buttplugs!

Hmm, I dunno. I have seen some some corkers in my time.

This stock photo is just awesome.

No. It smells "blue" to me. I don't know what that means, either.

Baby echidnas are called puggles!

"What is a t-shirt?" - The Dowager.

I know! That's the only one that doesn't really work. TBH I only really wanted the LC one, because the single mascara tear reminded me of those kitchy paintings with children crying. TBH The Audrina one needs more ceiling eyes.

I miss it too. I bought these the other day because I am clearly mental: http://nineteeneightyeight.com/products/karin-bubas-with-friends-like-these-print-set

No worries. It's an article I have sent to many a parent :)

Teaching my mother to text was the greatest thing ever.

"Science!!!!! As all doctors know, when a man fills his mouth with beef chunks, the magic beef seeds travel down the swallow-pipe, through the foody-sack, and directly into the dong receptors, packing the penis with the TESTOSTERONI POWER OF 1000 COWS."

Sweet, sweet, candy.

High five.

Hey Hey It's Saturday, and it was Harry Connick Jnr, who promptly called them out.