Halfway through the act of losing mine, his mother knocked on the door to say there was a phone call. Awkward.

Using a Gary Glitter song for a system that involves touch is kinda tasteless.

I have negotiated my butt off Georgio. I've tried bribes, I've tried gifts. I even sent him some pet oxen. I mean, they love that crap in Malaysia.

I DO THIS TOOO!!

I confess, I love tech - I work in that field. But so far, the e reader doesn't do it for me. It serves its purpose - sure, I get a book I want when it's 5am and I can't sleep. But there's no ROMANCE. Blah.

I LOVE Crystal Lite, sadly they do not sell it in Australia so I once again I must purchase things from the US for my Iced Tea fix.

They're Mel B ones here, and she keeps talking about her thong, and I scream at the tv, THAT'S A SHOE HERE!!

They're Mel B ones here, and she keeps talking about her thong, and I scream at the tv, THAT'S A SHOE HERE!!

You win Best Aunt Award. Hearted!

I know this. In the Biblical Sense.

congrats! it's called #groupthink

Sound sucks, but this is a lovely ad.

My ex is bringing my tampons from the states. Gotta love a guy who just deals with it.

Heh, I know the Lindsay mentioned in that blog!

This too shall pass.

For a minute there i thought there was a whole side to the Gawker Media conglomerate I had no idea about. And then I realised its power by Tumblr. Thanks for the tip though!

$30!!! That's AWESOME.

Must have been her platform heels.

We used to do this too, after Mum surreptitiously had a look. Other traditions included leaving biscuits, and milk out for Father Christmas and a bale of hay for the reindeer (outside, obvs, we lived on a farm). And my dad used to do footprints with flour from the front door to the table. And write me letters from…