Montgomery's glands, yes? Excellent!

Nicotine collects in my cervix? This explains my ex's addiction to oral.

I fired my therapist for laughing at me. It was horrible.

Can someone explain when the frack this site will sort out the image fail??

I do not get candy corn. It tastes of nothing. Why not have delicious popcorn instead or better yet, candied popcorn?

Awww, that's cute. I love this film. I try to use movie references in work meetings...its great fun if someone else in the room gets it. Yesterday I used two very big thumbs up AND I negotiated my butt off. Sadly I do not work with a Georgio.

It put me in mind of a nasty smoothie.

It's a wonder I survived childhood at all. I used to chew on balloons until my jaw was tired. I have no idea, I was a strange child. I used to eat paper too.

I'll agree with this and also the purchasing of lounge passes online. If you've got an 8 hour layover and there's no lounge with your ticket/frequent flyer membership, these places are a lifesaver. There's showers and boozer. Two very big thumbs up from me (and Travis Birkenstock [27.media.tumblr.com])

*ahem*

Milo! I just had a cup (with extra Milo on top) and it was lush.

Oh Juliette, that role is already taken.

You basically need someone who will only see him once a year or so? But someone who will talk to him over the phone/internet to be able to help? Like this ? [www.doctor-on-line.com.au] (sadly this looks like its really out of date :( )

"Remember the Waiter in Florence? "

Can you ask your doc to prescribe for three months' worth at a time?

Dawww teh puppehs.

Still not feeling anything.

Or you can make your own.... [www.craftster.org]

I wish we had more important things to worry about.

I dunno, I kinda like my nipples and any opportunity to show them off is welcomed.