@StuckInCinci: I told her it was my birthday and she tweeted Happy Birthday at me. Small things make my life complete. Plus she is full of win.

@introverted_innovator: Ooooh I see.

Best contraceptive EVER!

@introverted_innovator: please tell this old lady here what SIQBURN means. Please.

Trufax: my ex looks like Ryan Reynolds and he was married before Christmas. Thank heavens for vodka.

I thought this would be more awesome.

By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penneys. On sale!

I still remain amazed that this is a sport. I don't doubt its validity or whatever makes something a sport. I'm taking about male teens actually willing to get into lycra and crawl/hug each other on the floor in public? You could not PAY me to do that.

@LadyTudorRose: And my mum's!

Janet Street Porter is pretty close to what my mum terms "common".

This is totes the guy from here (number 4!) [jezebel.com]

@amowls: Random question - why is university called college in the US? I'm not after a "which is more correct" discussion, but I have always found it confusing when the institutions themselves are often called University of Town/State/Person, not Town/State/Person College.

@a4ashley: nah, I'm an SG ;)

Perfect Match happened to a friend of mine on Eharmony. She was matched with her ex. She found this funny.

Vaguely similar. One of my best, dearest friends is incredibly rude to taxi drivers and servers. Mostly ones with poor English skills. This unnerves me and I call her out every, single time. And it makes me die a little inside. What else can I do?

@thenotestaken: Bill Bryson wrote about that in The Lost Continent, something about coming around from your caffeine seizure, and first thought is, well at least my coffee isn't cold.

Yayyyyy I love me a good lip dub. And it's got to be good. So many are mediocre shitmesses.

Yayyyyy I love me a good lip dub. And it's got to be good. So many are mediocre shitmesses.

@ihazakitty and it's all mine: @clearsight: Oh i seeeee - thank you! I shall google the ads now so i can relate.

I don't get the headline, what/who is Jared?