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We had the science to stop one mass extinction event (covid-19) but we’re ignoring another one (climate change) so you’ll probably get your wish.

The moment he turned around and said “I’ve got you ma’am” to the flight attendant melted my heart. But the rest of it was absolutely horrible. One of the saddest things about the last four years is how the ahole in chief taught Americans to openly hate each other and removed the shame that previously stopped most idiot

The guy that intervened was having exactly none of Karen’s bullshit and good for him.

I fully support throwing the book at these fuckers, flying is unpleasant enough without these stupid assholes lashing out at the people who’s job it is to keep you safe and comfortable while you’re stuffed in a metal tube with a bunch

You can’t. There are people who run scams to make money because that’s how they eat, and then there are people who run scams because they think it’s funny. The latter are, if not sociopaths, unredeemable.

This is one of those very few situations that shakes my general position as being pro-prison abolition. Like most fraud, this was clearly a deliberated upon scheme to cheat people perpetratrated by a person with plenty of options and prospects. I don’t know how you rehabilitate whatever it is that makes a person

Damn... Did Panama even offer to play you one-on-one for your heart before letting you leave?

We need a Constitutional amendment stating that any pregnant person has the right to an abortion, at any time in their pregnancy, for any reason or no reason at all, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Nothing less will do.

I get it. But if you’re pro choice, you’re pro choice, regardless of reason. I don’t care if someone has an abortion because they don’t want or couldn’t handle a special needs child (personally I think that’s fair, not everyone is equipped to handle that - emotionally or financially), or they use abortions as birth

it’s weird because I generally agree with your sentiment, but seeing the “make them miserable until they do” written out is a real record-scratch moment for me.  I don’t ever want my kid to be miserable, and I definitely don’t want to be responsible for that misery.  I do want them to do their homework but I’d much

As a trans author, I would like Torrey to explain how I’m supposed to write gay and trans characters while also trying to be a successful author. In my experience, putting gay and trans characters in your book massively limits your audience. Once they’re in your book, 99% of people assume the book isn’t for them, or

it’s that name calling destroys your footing if you’re a Democrat

Anyone offended by what Biden said deserves a swirly and being shoved into a locker. I mean god damn this performative wuss routine is pathetic. As they say in Letterkenny, give your balls a tug ya titfucker.

When I look at that photo I see 100% a photograph by David LaChapelle, and a model, who happens to be Hilton. LaChapelle style shouts through the image, to the point I would have guessed it was one of his photos but not that that was Paris Hilton.

Whoever this ex-girlfriend is, Peppermint Petty needs a fucking medal of some sort or at least a drink bought for her. My hat’s off to her.

New York Times review of the Buffy’s 1997 premiere: “Given to hot pants and boots that should guarantee the close attention of Humbert Humberts all over America, Buffy is just your average teen-ager, poutily obsessed with clothes and boys.”

Tony’s chocolate is great. Their milk chocolate caramel sea salt is frickin’ delicious. I had no idea how much slave and child labor was involved in one of my favorite foods.

Tony’s sea salt & caramel chocolate is indeed excellent. It is hard to know if any chocolate really is ethically produced, but it’s better to be a believer and try because a world without chocolate is... *sigh*

I was bullied a lot in school, and my parents and the school were zero help.

Hopefully it’s setting up for a series of articles on how ‘creatives’ still deserve to be treated like working professionals. Not just the cubicle-drones who fill out TPS reports, but basically anyone who gets contracts to perform tasks or produce products to customer specifications.
Altogether too many folks who, say,

Someone from Boston being racist is not news.