Fuck you.  Fuck you right in your fucking face.

Jordan’s Mama bout to snatch your man, Oprah.

TBH I want to be in a reality where Madame Vastra exists.  I’m pretty sure Madame Vastra and Trump could not coexist on the same plane.

I’m sure you are familiar with dogwhistling and how subtle word choices can make significant changes in meaning. (See: people vs. you people.)

You cannot simply

Georges W can’t be a lizard. He’d probably would trip on his own tail.

What the fresh hell is all I can manage right now. She’s touting the work of a guy who believes the Madame Vastra from Doctor Who really exists?

“...Icke is, though, also someone who believes that our world is secretly controlled by a reptilian race, an army of enormous shape-shifting lizard people known as the Annunaki...”

Ok, so this isn’t what I really wanted for Christmas (A Don Jr. indictment and perp walk stocking stuffer) but I’ll take it.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

I suspect the large turnover in staff has resulted in a group that would rather ignore Dunham than shit on her. “Lena Dunham is an asshole” isn’t news and continuing to give her attention isn’t the best way to respond to a narcissist.

I was Carlton Banks up until mid 20's and feel pretty neutral now...are mid-life Hotep Phases a thing? Should I be wary?

You glorious, vicious bastard. Take your star.

As far as I’m concerned, “white culture” is just shit we stole from other people.

He doesn’t subscribe to those views - he just borrow somebody else’s login from time to time.

“I am not a white supremacist,” he said, “or racist, nor do I subscribe to any views that support that ideology.

Did she say “funnier” or “more homophobic”? Because that’s the only comparison to be made between the two. Comedy-wise, they ain’t even on the same level, even if you put two Kevin Harts under the same trench coat.