Offbalance
Offbalance
Offbalance

“The Mexican government’s been working with us very well.”

Unsolicited romantic advice is the real reason 50 got shot nine times.

“Just in case you haven’t gotten enough of last year’s infamous Fyre Festival”

‘Slave Bible’

The problem here is more that parents aren’t teaching their crotchfruit how to behave in public before subjecting us to them. I spent many evenings with my family at our local, and they made sure we understood etiquette and the consequences of acting a fool.

to pets, yes. 

I think sometimes the problem with kids/parents is the same as some dog owners. The owner loves little fluffy! Fluffy is so good and cute! If you are a good person you MUST love little fluffy as much as they do. EVERY ONE LOVES LITTLE FLUFFY!!! Just replace Fluffy with the kid’s name.

I just really wish that “adults only” was synonymous with “cocktail party.”

OMG, Don Jr. tricking on his dad would make my decade. 

I think it’s also a message to the other co-conspirators (Stone, Corsi, Papadopoulos, Manafort, Cohen).

Oh my fucking GOD.

To the other commenters, where did they act like they cured inequality? They proved a point and people, like local news, took notice. That’s like step #1 of deconstructing white supremacy - using your privilege to not only acknowledge it exists but also right the wrongs it produced.

I see this divergence around what’s

Good for them. This is a way to use your whiteness in a positive manner and how to be a good ally. If you see injustice, speak out. I know everyone on here know about the unequal enforcement of rules, but these ladies’ families and Facebook friends need to be shown “proof” of this treatment. Now comes the part of not

No jar of gravy on the plane? Then what am I supposed to drink?

Qualifications are NOT all over the place. You have CNM (nurse midwives), with nursing medical training that almost completely refused to attend homebirths due to the risk. Then you have CPM (lay midwives) that have little more than a correspondence course for training and hospitals refuse them admission privileges

Dear Salty,

Both my wife and I work very hard and we think we deserve, nay, are entitled to blow off a lot of steam with a nice dinner out with our 14 month-old Instabook tenant.

Yet we get dirty looks (of jealousy?) wherever we go because we find it convenient to change our kid’s nappy at our table. (It’s the good

The counterargument is that, while Midwestern cities may be more affordable to live in, the populations of those cities tends to...how do I put this...not enjoy new, interesting food.

Sleeping with my ex right now and can confirm it is 100% NOT letting me move on. I was doing great before that happened. Now I’m back with all the feels, even though he’s moved on he keeps coming back bc I let him. I started seeing someone after we broke up and ended up pushing that super nice guy away bc I suddenly

I work in education and am a mom. I had a stay at home mom who very much so made her children her life. It was fucked up that she didn’t have anything else and has caused a lot of issues with my sister and myself as we became adults who **gasp** would want their own lives. I’ve seen what helicopter mothers do to their