Hey, I get it. I still love Grosse Pointe Blank.
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The Toast’s version of this written by a fake Ayn Rand is AMAZING. It’s the Andy we all deserve.
How long has it been she you watched TDWP? Andy didn’t quit because of her boyfriend. They had already broken up by the time she quit. Andy quit after Miranda said she saw herself in Andy and she was appalled by what that might mean considering Miranda had just betrayed Stanley Tucci’s loyalty by giving the dream job…
It’s like trying to watch Say Anything as an adult and you realize that Lloyd is a wishy washy child who wants to pin his entire future on his infinitely more accomplished and brilliant girlfriend by nagging at her and standing under her window with a boom box until she sighs heavily and goes FINE, Dad turned out to…
Guy in a band here, and I think it’s more on the dude to make sure it’s clear that she doesn’t have to come to every show to qualify as a supportive SO. My wife comes to about 1 out of 4 shows and that’s plenty. She’s heard us play it all before, I’m too busy to hang out with her much, it’s loud and takes forever, it…
JERRY MAGUIRE IS A GARBAGE MOVIE KILL IT WITH FIRE
I totally went on a QE binge this weekend and was confused when they did the makeover on the gay man in the 3rd or 4th episode... then I realized woaaaaaaaah everyone does need makeovers. LOL.
Shit, for a million dollars, my husband would be mad if I didn’t cheat on him.
Huh. I saw the Stephen Glover line but not Donald. How did I miss that?
When Lipinski quietly said into the mic, “She is blind, and he is showing her the world,” I said “NOOOOOPE.” so loud, one of my kids got out of bed to investigate.
I suggest that if food stamp recipients are to be questioned about what they do with their taxpayer funded benefits, then defense contractors should be too.
I genuinely don’t understand troll logic. If White people are doing such a great job raising their children, why do they grow up to be raping, child molesting, mass murdering pieces of shit? Also, they must not be great at comprehending books, otherwise they would understand what structural racism is.
A sport that makes you feel like the two athletes should be feted for their close relationship
My theory—and it’s probably totally wrong—on why white people don’t like to talk about slavery is, by and large, white people are very bad at taking responsibility for anything (great at taking credit, bad at taking responsibility).
Without it, this country would simply be Diet Europe filled with poor, sunburned wypipo waltzing off beat to baroque music, joints sore from arthritis, eating bland chicken breast between hockey games as they looked up at the stars dreaming about how they could go there.
No, thanks. Look, I’m all for exercising my right to “vote with my dollars” and act responsibly as a consumer, but a business’ failure to put themselves in an economically viable situation with their business partners is not my responsibility, ethically or otherwise. I will gladly utilize these apps/services for my…
If a place offers delivery, and you still choose Seamless, you’re not only costing the restaurant, but (most likely) yourself with all of those delivery fees.
Especially if the entire purpose of tipping in cash is largely to help people avoid claiming income taxes. The tax system is a mess, but that doesn’t justify selectively helping some people avoid it.
This is also the exact reason I get frustrated with people who claim not to be religious or even atheist, and then preach a ‘live and let live’ attitude towards religions.