I must protest, sir!

• Cant answer 1 because I have never fucked with grits.

1. Where’s the pepper?

Will you please leave ‘Frozen’ out of this?

Do people actually think The Beatles were good musicians? They were good song-writers, not good musicians. Very different. I’ll take a Beatles album over some wankery from “good musicians” who love 10 minute solos.

Also, some people these days don’t realize just how short The Beatles career actually was. Most seem to…

In rock and roll especially, you don’t have to be great at playing your instrument to create great music.

You don’t need to be technically brilliant to write excellent pop songs. You just need to have a good ear, know three chords, and how to turn a phrase. Everyone in the Beatles was really good at all those things.

I think my husband has referenced this at least once a week since Dolt 45 was elected.

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

The Patriots losing the Super Bowl is like heroin. I don’t need it all the time but it sure makes spending an afternoon with my family more enjoyable.

Just gonna sit here and wait for everyone to claim they aren’t homophobic but type the most homophobic shit I’ll see all week.

Lololol ROOO GIRL YOURE 🔥

If I’ve learned one thing in life, it’s that nobody gives worse advice about “men”, than men. I have no idea why we’re like that.

Abrahamic religion in general does this - they go through hellfire to disguise sexism as anything but. It’s the only way it can survive. The ignorance and gullibility of women helps too.

Years ago, I had an online discussion with a group of women who were falling all over themselves describing themselves as “submissive” and therefore worthy of marriage. But when I talked about the exact definition of that word, suddenly they wanted to dance around it. They didn’t want to cop to one party having…

It’s like there are all these men out here explicitly looking to NOT get their dicks sucked.

I feel like this is an issue thats greatly exaserbated by the patriarchal bullshit of Christianity. Obviously men of all faiths are generally worthless but I feel like Christianity adds an extra layer of knuckle dragging to the equasion. Theres no other institution that goes to such great lengths to disguise sexist…

Once, I was stuck in Houston airport for 25 hours. Then, we got out, but I was stuck in Chicago airport for 17 hours. Both airports, because tenuous grasp on civility, unlocked free wi-fi for everyone. I watched 6 seasons of Scandal on my I-Pad.

Thanks!