I still have a scar on my upper arm from when I tried to wedge a larger-than-my oven cookie sheet in to toast some tortillas for the fajitas I was making.  the unwedging didn’t go well, and the pan managed to hit the slim sliver of arm not protected by mitt or sleeve.  

Bob and Monet have both utterly slayed Snatch Game in the past, so they are WELL entitled to some shade here. Bob’s Uzo Aduba-into-Carol Channing is iconic, and Monet’s Maya Angelou was so funny I damn near fell off the couch.  [I was JUST resting my eyes!] 

Not just you....I just love that Patricia Quinn just “I don’t know her”’d at Aiden.  

My husband and I live in a small apartment, and we started using the giant rolls of Bounty (2 = 5 regular rolls) for Paper towels. It’s a better use of space and lasts us a good long while. Bonus is that we don’t have to find storage.

(A lot of drug and grocery stores, if you keep an eye out, have good deals on a…

He does it under his own power, without being asked, because he feels that it’s important to contribute. Absolutely a keeper.

Reading this, it occurs to me that the author is fortunate enough to have never set foot inside the Bryant Park location of Blink.  That place is an overstuffed hellscape on a good day.  

All of this.  If you can’t cook, get yourself to where booze is sold.  Show up with extra mixers and ice and no one will question your contribution. 

It’s true. My husband is a walking disaster in the kitchen, but believes that chips and salsa are appropriate for all potluck/food gatherings. Like many straight white men, he will not hear challenges to this belief.

(He does however clean the bathroom and do dishes and laundry well without being asked, so that’s why…

Ok, boomer. 

Anyone else hearing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme?

Sounds like it should be a gag on The Good Place

Actual LOL at that one.

Had one in college.  Can confirm - it was AWFUL. 

All women are supposed to be waiting for *their* dick is the best I've been able to understand.  (Which is hilarious, as good dick never comes from these idiots).

This book was incredibly helpful to me. I still use the lessons. (Bonus: it’s VERY short, heavily graphic and based in practical things.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019MMUAHE/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1 

This is true wisdom. 

I love Younger, but I heard about JOMO some time back. It’s not a new thing.

Philadelphia calls the cops on black people for sitting in Starbucks, so my money is someone at local Old Navy management trying to pull a fast one here.  Naturally, Corporate is going to tap dance after the fact, but I doubt the show did this - it’s not a huge film production. 

Today's word is gentrification!

Yeah, that tracks.