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Uh, Bobby? Annie was from Baltimore in Sleepless in Seattle. Not New York. She worked for the Baltimore Sun.

Depends on the human being. I can think of a few where I’d read their obituaries with great pleasure. And you’re lying if you claim the opposite. I’m not saying death is good or bad. It’s part of the cycle of life, and it’s nothing to fear or demonize. Everything dies.

Pretty much. I always put the life of the adult human carrying the fetal growth first, but many just see those individuals as incubators with legs, and don’t care how or if they live or die.

Why is it stupid to think that the planet is dangerously overpopulated, we have a climate and food crisis looming, and maybe we should be thoughtful about how we, as a species, reproduce? Also, there’s no great reward for sacrificing - if you sacrifice thinking you’ll be rewarded in some way, you’re signing up for an

I don’t think life inherently precious or necessary. I don’t think life absolutely has to happen. Birth control sometimes fails, too. Or a pregnancy can go wrong. War is also bad and kills other humans, but I don’t see us stopping those. And there’s also the death penalty, and smoking, and gun violence - wait,

Pregnancy is an incredibly difficult, expensive process to endure. Often, women do not survive it. And, there are millions of children in the foster care system today waiting for someone to adopt them (spoiler alert - rarely happens). Abortion is clearly a better choice. I’m lost as to how a guy who is clearly

Constantly, actually. But I wasn’t an accident - I was planned. I don’t buy into the logic that it’s “responsible” to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term when they’re not fully capable of being a good parent.

Do what Mr. Meep clearly had done to him his entirely life - every day that kid is alive, you tell that kid that the little ingrate better be down on its hands and knees and grateful for every miserable second, because you gave up all of your dreams and goals and chances for happiness to raise his snot nosed ass, you

100% agree. Recently I had some conspiracy nut going for about 10 minutes with my description of The Pentavirate before someone cracked up laughing. It was glorious.  

Seriously. Rise up, already. The adults are power-mad and out of control.

It never fails to amaze me how generations that were raised with extensive levels of permissiveness are now ruling over the younger generations like Stalin did the Soviet Union. I feel worse for the kids for being so smothered, but holy shit, this is a pathetic showing for the adults. Get a life!

Ryan Murphy just started outlining a future season of Feud.

Do you care more about her looks or the fact that you are concerned she’s suffering from depression?

That’s kind of how I feel about kids, pre-kid, and my husband is jumping around waving his arms saying it doesn’t matter, he’ll do everything, everything. I don’t hate kids, but I’m not chomping at the bit to have any.

  • What meal do you make for yourself when everything is going wrong and you need some edible comfort?
    So very many kinds of pasta.

In the first paragraph, did you mean allude, as in call to, or elude, as in evade? You used the former, but the context of the sentence seems to indicate you meant the latter.

I had to stage a coughing fit at work, this made me laugh so hard.

I’m a big fan of Land’s End and JC Penney for suits.

Screenshot then unfriend, so said screenshot can be turned over to LEOs if anything should ever happen to a woman he knows...