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If you’d like me to ship you some from NY, I’m happy to do it for the price of postage. We have more than I can ever hope to use.

I’m not going to tell you how to live, but I wish you would blow up her spot like that.

My husband’s reaction was “Oh.” But I cared, dammit. I cared. (And laughed. So hard.)

yuuup.

sames.

I am awash in the fierceness.

I was saying the exact same thing the other day. They may have had rules about extracurricular activities for both of them that were fine, but mess with the kids? You’re out, bro.

I wish I could star your comment more than once.

Am also lactose intolerant, agree 100% on the 2% lactose-free milk thing.

Wait, I’m confused - this isn’t written by Mitch Albom? Really? This seems directly in his schlocky wheelhouse.

When this hits Netflix I’m gathering my friends and some bourbon to Statler and Waldorf this within an inch of its life. (when it’s in theaters I’ll likely be seeing Rogue One multiple times instead).

I am picturing Biden trying to call Obama after hearing this news but laughing too hard to get any words out.

Hey, you can say the same thing about the Estefans, but they made On Your Feet anyway...

Me too.

Am I the only one who only has rolling chairs in my office? Not sure how I can do most of these exercises on those - the squats would be downright dangerous on a rolling chair.

It’s helpful if the family of the guest at the park chooses to get litigious in the face of their family member’s abject stupidity.

If you have breathing problems, like asthma or COPD, air conditioners are necessary.

Coming here to say exactly this.

Agree 100%. I told my husband that I didn’t care about presents for Valentine’s, Birthday or anniversaries this year, let’s just go see Hamilton. We decided that last October, we saw it in March, and we both agree it was the best idea ever.

It was time. Past time, even. I say this as a devoted fan of what the show used to be, too. The writing went way downhill a couple of years ago, and they never really were able to recover. Better to end it now before it gets any worse. This season has been absolutely painful to watch.

YAS! This! And how Victor is like, “I’m here to save you from how you are now, Lily” and her and Dorian are like, “Get fucked, we’re awesome, you suck, the end.” Need to watch this week’s ep.