Well, you may be an amazing parent (and I really hope you are), but frankly you fucking suck at one of the most basic human skills: shutting up when it has nothing to do with you.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

Here's the thing: For the most part, we all have certain privileges. I am a black woman, but I also have a college degree from an elite university and that has awarded me certain privileges and opportunities that others don't have.

Racism is a huge issue in the South. Also in the North, the East, and the West.

RACE ISN'T EVEN A THING. COLOR DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S ONLY ABOUT CLASS. FAIRIES. RAINBOWS. SUGARPLUMS.

Is it possible that people have just become so cynical and fatalistic that when they see somebody who performed a petty crime get killed they think "good" and it has nothing to do with race but just the fact that we've all thrown in the towel?

She should not have to live in fear. HE should not be peeping.

Eh, we have curtains in our first floor bathroom that are not able to go all the way to the wall because of how they hang, so a dedicated individual could still get a peep. Not to mention the curtains blow open when the window is open, and it's partially open because it is summer!

I will absolutely consider this exchange when I think about responding to trolls in the future, but I don't look at the commenting history of everyone I respond to. I also want to point out that there are several other promoted comment threads, including this one, showing up as top comments. It's not the only one…

I try to respond to as many comments as I can and for some reason or another, this comment was one I felt like responding to. Probably because it was so patently ridiculous. Sometimes (not all the time) I like to speak to the trolls. Sometimes it turns out that they're not trolls but people who just didn't understand…

Wait what? I don't remember that.

"In hindsight, all the warning signs were there"? All the warning signs that he was going to fake his own death.

Ugh. Everyone knows you fake amnesia, not death! Gawd, millennials, get your shit together!

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

OMG IS THAT SONG JOONG-KI??? From Sunkyunkwan Scandal??? O how I love him... (Why yes, I am half a year late to this post. It's not my fault. As soon as I figure out why it's not my fault I will tell you.) Aw, he looks so innocent in that second shot...