Crotchzilla sounds like an amazing name, actually.

Also bad: Vagina Dentata, chomper of dicks.

Depends on what you named it.

It's a goddamned accident. We have had cats and babies together for 1000s of years. The parents don't need to 'better supervise' their cat and their baby and we sure as hell don't need to assume that the parents were doing a poor job. We already know we are doing a shitty job as parents, we are reminded of it…

But that's not true. There's a history of fans and critics wanting to see more diversity in shows that feature all-white casts: "Cheers," "Fraiser," "Friends," How I Met Your Mother," and most recently "Girls." Don't ask me how I know this, just look it up. Now the question of diversity in casts should be answered by…

My dog barked at her butt as if it offended her.

Mallory Archer?

In what seems to be a spell of fated irony, the dog pooped in the living room this afternoon, shortly before this post was published. My boyfriend has never done that, to my knowledge. So chalk one up for him in the life partner column I guess.

Oh all the fucking whining about "but if women take men's jobs and don't need marriage, what are men even for?" I dunno, maybe try being a good human being and see what happens?

My son wasn't feeling well the other day and my wife was pulling things out of our garage for the ARC folks. My son helped her in spite of not feeling well and she told him that is a very manly thing to do and stroked his little 11 year old boy ego in an effort to compliment him for the work. Later I asked her why…

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

I liked the first book, 'On Basilisk Station', but the second book actually seemed much weaker to me. The gender conflict isn't really explored in an interesting way; all the major sexist characters on the 'good guy' side turn out to be really open minded, really quickly - to make them less unlikeable, I guess. And…

An alternate take: Honor Harrington is David Weber's conservative right-wing fantasy about the Napoleonic wars in space, filled with stock characters, tropes, lazy writing, horrible puns (the leader of the French analog is named Rob S. Pierre) and goes on forever with no end in sight. Much of his writing is wish…

Doug, are you trying to reignite the Cake Wars? Because if so, I approve! #TeamPie

Erm, except that isn't the issue at all, but I'm sure you're all feelin' good now that you've put the progressives in their place.

Because white people are individuals while black people are subhuman mongrels (thanks Ted Nugent!) that are like herd animals. They aren't sentient, they are a Complex Adaptive System that only SEEMS intelligent but really work completely on pheromones, instinct and environmental cues.

I don't understand how they think it's an argument, like it excuses what Dunn did. When Bernie Madoff stole all those people's money, I didn't hear a single "but whites steal from whites all the time" as a defense. It just further proves the simple-minded laziness of bigots.

It's not the facts that are racist you dolt. It's your willingness to bring up something that has nothing to do with the story in a lazy effort to make this about your problem with black people. Talk about the "black on black" crime rate when an actual black on black crime occurs, not so you can excuse some racist…

I love how every time a possibly/probably race-fueled murder occurs, they come out of the woodwork to exclaim "But blacks be shooting other blacks! So s'okay!" Nah, not exactly. If an adult black man shot at an unarmed group of white teens who were supposedly being threatening by being in their car blasting music, the…