See, this is always the problem I am going to have with the "sexy" idea of incorporating food into sex. That just sounds...kind of sticky. Brie is definitely too much, but even the traditional standbys, like chocolate or whipped cream. I feel like he'd drizzle it over me, lick it tantalizingly, and then try to move…

I can teach the class in the comments section. Take what you're about to say, replace the word "women" with "John Boehner", see if it sounds offensive. If it would make Boehner mad, don't say it. Example: Be a little more sensitive when running against John Boehner.

Multicolored lights/big bulbs is the only way to do it. All other lights can step the fuck off.

Pink!

Well thank goodness I didn't strike a nerve. ;)

This is my mother. It is incredibly frustrating sometimes. My mom's lost two kids to health-related issues, and has always been a worrier, so I get it, and I try to be patient, but it can really wear you down. I've been pushing her to get therapy for years - not because of me (I now live across an ocean from her…

i can't even imagine this woman's pain. but for you to freak out that bad every time your boyfriend leaves seems unhealthy. it makes me worry if you ever have children, how will you deal with that? i couldn't live in that kind of fear. and it's really a lot to put on another person. therapy might help and i'm not…

Real dolls would freak me out modestly less if they weren't always in "peeing in the woods" stance.

A fellow UK comic has a wonderful tweet on this issue currently doing the rounds:

You're framing "involvement" as a binary, all-or-nothing choice when it really isn't. There are some people who want to spend every second of their free time with their SO. There are also some people who are more independent and occasionally like to do things that don't involve their SO. Both things are fine. But the…

You know what guys like even less than girls who are needy? Girls who are not needy. Seriously, I have had men comment to me before that I was much less needy than their previous girlfriends. And this was not a compliment. Ultimately, they wanted to feel needed because it made them less insecure about the…

Ok, so in my twisted little black guy mind I misinterpreted what you said. Lets take it a step back.

Even that's not quite enough. When something like this happens, the safest course of action is to terminate the pregnancy, even if there is still a heartbeat. After all, Savita Halapanavar was in the hospital being monitored by doctors, but she still became septic and died, all because the doctors were waiting for…

How does the termination of pregnancy work with something like this? If the hospital would have induced labor the first time, would that be considered abortion or performed like a partial birth abortion? Or would it be a situation where they induce labor, deliver the baby, and let nature take it a course?

Eh, it makes sense to me. In Accidental Tourist, Macon says that maybe what matters is not if you love someone, but who you are when you're with them. (The person who, with their differences, helps you to grow — or, in this case, heal.)