I will, but they will all be government hating hippies, because science.

As the article states and as I can personally vouch for as I worked on this case, Ms. Beltran tested negative for all drugs, other than Suboxone, before and after she was committed. She did everything right and weaned herself off it when she discovered her pregnancy. But last I checked, there's no intelligence test…

Makes sense. And I assume the men's hats are slightly wider, to accommodate the much larger male brain?

Oh please oh please oh please....

The female hat is shaped like a vulva.

I miss my day, when adults would freak out about the butterfly and the crybaby. Also we had to grind 15 miles through the snow etc etc.

Hey, good on her for saying the problem is not that the sexy costumes exist, but that they are her only option. She pointed out the blatant sexism in the ladies' Halloween industry without slut-shaming the gals who like the sexy costumes. That is impressive and awesome.

Can I go as a Slutty Dudebro this year and break this stupid holiday once and for all?

is it possible that countries like Canada, with a somewhat similar demographic to the US, has the exact same issues, but since media exposure is so less (assuming you're not living the in the US right now) about countries like Canada, you just don't notice. It seems like a lot of the stuff you're assuming about the US…

Racism against Roma people, unlike racism against any other kind of people, is totally legitimate. I know this because some Roma people treated me badly in the past. Roma people are the ONLY people that have ever treated me badly. No other group has criminals in it, especially white Europeans. This is likely due to…

//suddenly makes vomit-inducing connection between endowment fundraising and fresh meat for horny alums

I like this one better.

I completely disagree, Dodai.

My excuse? I'm lazy.

Yeah, I kind of think "knowing yourself" is a responsibility each individual should take on before diving into the dating pool. I get that we're all growing people, but I've seen too many people hurt because their partner (sometimes me) didn't know what they wanted.

Doesn't exactly fit the theme, but someone downthread reminded me of when I was 19 and worked at a cafe in a super white town and would constantly get people asking "what are you?" and then being disappointed when I rattled off every country in Northern Europe and then added, "oh, but my grandma is Black Irish so…