You can't find one? Send that Mac SE my way and I'll be sure to get my hands on one!

So he's saying that adding a stylus doesn't make something better? Adding USB ports and SD card slots is not awesome? I'm still waiting for the parallel port; my dot-matrix printer is getting old. Is that not markedly better?

You forgot: No parallel port, no SCSI port, no PS/2 port, and, most importantly, no external VGA adapter. Because we all know 90% of tablet consumers are into this shit.

Why not go one simple step further and remove the US GOVERNMENT license plate? Seems weird to me. Replace it with Tennessee, and throw on some of those mudflaps with the hot chick sitting down profile.

Who really needs that many pixels? This is definitely a first-world problem. While people starve in Haiti, we're celebrating pixel count.

Porsche 911 Turbo or Chevy Aveo? Porsche 911 Turbo or Chevy Aveo? Porsche 911 Turbo or Chevy Aveo?

How are these working conditions any different than what goes on in Apple's Asian factories?

This is great. I really like it when big bullies are punished. Forget all the idealists spouting off about rule of law and other inane miasma; the real issue here is elitist Hollywood Luddites wielding their ignorance like out-of-control baby water mocassin venom.

Is this an Android story? No? Then who cares about cores. Cores are lipstick on a pig.

How/Why is the LED ("7") still lit up in the elevator?

I take these—and all—findings of this magnitude with a grain of salt. After all, it was a human that declared that the universe revolves the Earth and that the Earth is indeed flat.

Just looked up the price of these jets on Kelley Blue Book...not looking good. Remove the 'Power Heated Seats' and 'XM Satellite' options and the MSRP really tanks.

Because they're rich as fuck?

Why companies keep building their own highways that all lead to the same Big Pile of Useless, Non-Existent Content Crap is beyond me.

The definition of innovation today: What can I do that Apple hasn't already done? Never mind any qualitative discussion.

They should waterboard the drone.

It's interesting how loud someone's kvetching is when they have a soapbox on a popular website. I can't, for the life of me, figure out why Siri is the way it is with this author. In every instance of failure he bullet points, I find success.

Why has it taken this long to find this software? Are they (Carrier IQ) that good at concealing this top-secret, nefarious piece of consumer privacy-eschewing fuckware ever devised?

I see James Cameron making a movie about this in a few years. "The Abyss 2: Brinicle Unleashed."

I don't doubt for one bit that our government has dossiers on all these objects, most likely published about 10 minutes after the first hammer was dropped.