I was recently staying at a wellness resort retreat in the desert. I don’t want to say the name because it’s truly delightful, but it’s like one of those place where white women go to do yoga and eat organic food and get Ayurveda massages. They also have a lot of things there that would maybe be considered mysticism.…

“Billy Smith here has had an incredibly difficult life. At the tender age of 8, he had to have his throat removed due to an aggressive form of tonsillitis, rendering him mute forevermore.....”

I hate hate hate that every competition show has become about who has the biggest sob story. I don’t care if your dad is dying of cancer or if you were in a horrible car accident just a year ago. I care if you can sing or dance or whatever it is we’re asking you to do. It sucks, because a person with a relatively…

“I’ll apologize when you quit and take Plastic Man with you.”

I just finished the book this morning. It was so good and I feel like this is a great time to read it.

This is the world we live in - now is the time to work to change it.

That’s exactly why I didn’t go to TCU.

Your mom sounds badass! If I were on the that tour, I’d be running the fuck outta there, dragging* my mom along.

They both have ways they can improve but DC seems completely unwilling to improve themselves. Look at the tire fire that is the Killing Joke movie and Comic-Con panel.

7th grade, sittin in social studies, tv on in background. I remember not being happy or sad, but the older I got, he did it. I will watch this! But everytime I see OJ, I think of Los from Road Rules 1 and his don’t squeeze the juice shirt!

He is dangerous. In one episode (the last one I watched) a young woman, high school maybe?... asked him how to handle a guy who would not stop calling her. His answer... “That’s a compliment! You should be flattered he keeps calling”... He is a dangerous man.

That’s one inertially enhanced man.

I've seen quite a few celebrities at Disneyland - Nathan Fillion, Chris Hardwick, and Adam Sandler - but just saw, not spoke to or anything.