Armed men came into your home, raped you, your mother, sister and shot your husband because you worship another god or gods.
SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.
Reminder to the Christians crying about being “discriminated against” and facing “persecution”: Freedom of religion does not apply only to your religion. Freedom of religion does not mean that you get to impose your religious beliefs on others in a way that infringes upon their rights.
Confession: I prefer turkey bacon to regular bacon. Come at me.
NEVER GETS OLD.
Just because a haggis loitering and looking sheepish, it’s probably mutton to worry about.
He may have heard that beefore. I’m sure he’d return the compliment if he wasn’t so ham-handed.
You can’t see them because of the hood, but I bet he has tender eyes.
Well, I don’t want to in-sinew-ate that his intentions are offal, but this is a playground, so I hope people watch out for the chitlin.
I want a banner that reads, “Drop off your sons here! No need to worry about unplanned pregnancy #heteroflexible #twobeers”
Leather or not his intentions are pure, the dark cloak braises some concerns, but I find the situation to be rare in that his execution is so well done.
He’s obviously just trying to steak his claim to the playground, but perhaps his scheme wasn’t properly fleshed out. If you have questions, he’d be happy to meat you there and you can chew the fat, but I tendon to think that would be a bad idea.
They caught him because even with the PS4 and accessories shoved in his pants he was still suspiciously thinner than the average Walmart shopper.
It’s not much, but it’s something:
