Oddchild13
Oddchild13
Oddchild13

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

So he was gonna smash his car into the dealership and drive out with two or three cars? Or maybe just a bunch of auto parts? You know, to fix up the car he just wrecked.

No, you’re not. If someone does a bad thing, all human sympathy must immediately cease for that person.

An officer discharged his weapon and struck the suspect.” Could you possibly state that with any less connection between cause and effect? It’s like they were totally surprised at the results of shooting a gun at someone.

To all you bigots saying he deserved it:

Fuck off, you ignorant chump.

TL:DR “Wow is dying I skipped some of its recent content over the course of 11 years”

Booo Sixt! Booooo!

Multiple people needed to sign off on this. It’s not as if an intern made a dumb joke.

Secondary theory: One Direction does not exist, period, and is a thing you people made up to make me feel one thousand years old.

“Dangerous liASSions”

Can we send them bootstraps?

Yep. Actually, I think the whole prosecutorial case was “Damien. Wears black....a lot. Doesn’t like football AND writes in a journal. I mean, c’mon!”.

or maybe bunnies!

It could be witches! Some Evil Witches!

Hmm, remember the last time a police department/sheriff believed that “witchcraft” was the reason for a triple murder? Didn’t turn out so well...

So wonderfully pointless... But God Damn there was never a better product to really set off your butterfly hair clips and Kurt Cobain sunglasses. It really tied the whole outfit together.

Oh the glitter gel!