Your boyfriend is a champ but that kind of talk is going to get him killed.
The other problem is that shade is so subtle that, if/when you attempt to confront, suddenly YOU'RE the aggressive party. It is both an insult and a horcrux at the same time.
I live to serve.
It helps that I grew up in the south where, as everyone knows, "bless your heart!" usually translates to "fuck you, bitch"
I'm not a member of the Beyhive, but man I am intrigued by Beyonce's relationship with Kim. Like I study pictures of the two of them, searching for any indication that Beyonce might actually like Kim. So far nothing. I was doing my makeup this morning while seriously wondering about whether or not Beyonce just…
I like to describe shade, when done well, as a single drop of poison in a jar of honey. It is the insult you THINK you've been given but can never be quite sure of.
Fuck The Breakfast Club. I genuinely wasted so much of my teen time watching the most basic ass movies ever. (the movie itself was ok, i'm just a bitter fuck) My teen cousin made me watch DETENTION day before & it is one of the best teen movies ever.
Here, try this instead:
"This a forever thing. I hate that I treat it like it's a whatever thing."
NO.
She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...
There are days when I wish Christianity wasn't pure mythology just so I could see how righteously pissed Jesus would be if he ever came back and met the modern American Christian. It would make the Cleansing of the Temple look like a dance around the friggin' maypole.
I notice no one wants to touch Season of the Witch, because it's a masterpiece that can't be improved upon.
TANGINA IS A DRUNKEN IRISHMAN?!!
So cool how he's still pursuing his dream of making beautiful furniture. Never give up Chan.
I'd add that the song "Bad Blood" is terrible.
Not only that, but there are also rumors that he is overweight.