OddSoulTurner
OddSoulTurner
OddSoulTurner

so maybe I made this my phone background

Clearly the first part of his response is cringe worthy, but I kind of appreciated a heterosexual male speaking about his insecurity. It struck me as an honest response that frankly I would like to see more often. And if you have reason to believe you could not play a role well, isn't not accepting it the right thing

Khloe takes pretty good care of Bruce. She's his favourite Kardashian too.

IS THIS REALLY A QUESTION?!?

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

Alright guys, let's take a poll:

Wait, is there another way to read it?

19 years old and still bullying people?

I was just coming here to say this! Milla chiding Michelle for not pronouncing her name correctly gives me life.

I love that Adultosaur can translate for us. She speaks tween

i bet she didnt even say no- she probably was being ushered off somewhere.

It is amazing how many people miss that 500 days of Summer is a critique of treating women like Manic Pixie Dream Girls. Tom loves her as an idea, not as a person, and that's why it all falls apart.

SAFAREE MUST BE ELIMINATED. ADDITIONALLY: I REFUSE TO REFER TO HIM AS "SCAF" IN THIS LIFETIME.

I was bored and took one of those stupid Buzzfeed quizzes, " Which Vanderpump Rules cast member are you?" and got Jax. The fact that he may or may not have fucked a dude is the only thing about him that doesn't make this result grossly offensive.

You know, some days I really have to scramble to make dum-dum celebrity stuff seem even remotely interesting and other days, the stories really do the work for me. Today was the latter.

I think Robin Wright is stunning. I have never been particularly attracted to Kevin Spacey, but something about Frank Underwood does it for me. No judgments please.

The Underwoods are so deliciously evil, I can't stand it. I would have paid my entire life savings ($26.38 in case anyone is curious) to trade places with that Secret Service agent last season.