"I also noticed she was black. I then thought it would be funny to tweet JOKES about that observation"

TIL: Karrueche Tran is an actress.

He's a disgusting human being and his face parts are too small for his head.

I read this and I knew you were comin', guns blazin'.

THIS IS A FUCKING EXCELLENT DIRTBAG EVERYTHING IMPORTANT IS IN IT I AM SO EXCITE ABOUT HARRY I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HEAVY BREATHING AND THEN TAYLOR IS AMAZING AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS JTIMB'S HAIR IN THAT PICTURE

So pretty. I'd chastely kiss him on the cheek with my father watching any day (because we are priceless)!

Why is a famous person taking the M train?

I'd definitely rather be a Muppet face ass. Muppets are cute. I always say Rashida Jones looks like the most beautiful Muppet of all time.

Holy. Shit. "Look at Me" was so scary I realized at the end I was sitting with my hands covering my mouth, feeling like I was about to hurl. And I'm sitting in a lit office, with my coworkers benignly chatting nearby,

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

That's the exact reaction I had when Gladiator beat out Chocolat for Best Picture at the 2000 Academy Awards.

Prob fake, everything in that room was shit.

I know it is Formerly Known as Twigs, but my brain still wants to read it as "Fffkah Twigs"

1986

I like this picture because it looks like what I imagine Justin Timberlake's reaction was when he found out this news.

Never go to the DMV without an appointment. Any time I've gone with an appointment, I'm in and out in less than 45 minutes. Without one? Days.

this. and it MEANT something.

As much as this is going to burn my burgeoning friendship bridge with AdultoSCARE!!!!!!.....

I truly don't know why I subject myself to this thread every year.