This is the reason my life is so full of doubt. My BF is the king (Queen?) of shading me. He'll say something I think is nice/insulting about my shoes or jacket when we go out, then I spend the entirety of that outing wondering he really liked/hated my shit. When I ask for clarification, it's cloudier than when he…

The flashback sequence with all the songs from 2011-1992 was THE BEST. I've watched it many times (it stays on heavy rotation in my Netflix instant queue) and it has yet to come together into something cohesive, which in this rare case isn't a bad thing.

1) Your Breakfast Club hate is disappointing and low key offensive.

Hell yes, Alyson Stoner. I'm glad she's still a beast on the dance floor.

Well... at least no one will ever accuse Sofia Vergara of having range as an actress...

I've only just gotten on the Tinashe train maybe about a month ago, but I'm absolutely in love with her album. The initial promotional blitz for her was crap in my opinion, but now she's starting to come into her own as a performer. I dig it.

I know Adultosaur is gonna come to snatch all our eyebrows for talking about their beloved Taylor, but CHRIST ON A CROSS Bad Blood is a crap song. She should've known better than to put that on an otherwise spotless pop album. #StayPettyTay

While I personally enjoyed the remake and Haley's take on Freddy, I also sat through the movie thinking it was taking itself too seriously. But that could have come from years of watching the franchise get progressively less horror and go more "gory comedy" territory. Out of the entire franchise, New Nightmare will…

...isn't that Frank Ocean?

Ugh. This was so meh. I start every season with hope that Ryan Murphy and company have their shit together in the writing room, then somewhere around episode 5 you realize "Nope. This is exactly like it's been since S2." Lots of story threads thrown out and as they try to reel them in, they get inevitably get tangled…

I took it as her throwing shade (am I using that right? Kara?) to her own show. The Talk is doing better in the ratings (and tbh, infinitely more enjoyable to watch on a sick day) than The View, so this was her little dig at the producers maybe. But I could be wrong...

Jiminy Christmas, no -_-... can you elaborate?

I mean... I THINK (that's a strong think) that I could deal with a Left-Eye-less TLC album if the alternative is similar to what they did on 3D, which was essentially using 3 year old Left-Eye scraps from the studio and throwing them in the middle of random songs. I have an irrational hate for that album for that…

I want the DC biopic if only to see Lifetime's (usual) horrific casting choices for the original recipe lineup, the DC Pt 2: Electric Boogaloo lineup, and the DC Pt 3: This Is Bey's World and We're Just Living In It lineup.

Nsync, clearly. However, I'm gonna watch the hell outta that BSB documentary.

Well when it comes to Kim K, I always assume that there's a hint of nastiness behind the things she does and says. Like I wanna give her the benefit of the doubt, but I also believe she could be the most vein person in recent history. So I just wanted to make sure I wasn't projecting my own cuntiness onto her.

...just for clarification on whether or not I'm reading this wrong, is Kim being like "look at how skinny I am next to my fat pregnant sister"?

I used to get the feeling she was the type who played the fool less than others and that putting up with bullshit for too long wasn't her thing.

YES! It's one of my favorite bits from the commentary.