I don't really ever agree with Rihanna on... well... anything. And with that being said she's pretty dead on in her bold middle finger to the NFL.

So I can't believe I'm asking this as it would imply that I know more about T-Swift's life that I should, but didn't she have a friend that she wrote a song about a few years ago (Fifteen was the song, I believe). I thought that was her best friend. Did that friendship fizzle?

"Just because you wiggle your finger, it doesn't mean Dick's gonna come..."

So so pretty. It's like looking into the sun, it hurt to look at him. We took a few photos together, but this one was my favorite.

Beyond being a die hard VMars fanboy, I will support this because Ryan Hansen may be the most honest-to-god awesome "celebrity" I've ever met. Story time:

1) Clearly Josh Hutcherson and I could be best friends. Seriously, it could be us but he's playin'.

You make a very valid point and all, but um...

Christ, I've never heard of that before. I knew there was a reason I liked Dan Savage.

Adam Driver is totally one of those people who has such a crazy ass face that I can't help but be attracted to him. I'm both terrified and intrigued by him on Girls. My feels are really weird this morning.

According to various sources, including lana_bb above, it's a lack of a dimple on her right side. But I "suffer" from the same "defect" and I happen to think I'm quite good looking either way. So Ariana can take seat or two.

Ya'll, you have no idea how ready I am to get my wine bowl out of hibernation for season 4. It's been a long summer without it.

If there were ever a live action Archer movie, Aisha Tyler is the only Lana I would accept. Really most of the cast (with the exception of Jon Benjamin) look like their counterparts, so they would have to play them.

Maple bacon flavored vodka? What is this foolishness and where can I find some on my lunch break because it sounds like heaven in my mouth.

Oh Jebus yes. And I would post her bad side with a perverse glee.

Clearly the story about Cara and the bacon should've been Dirt Bag's lead this morning because... well, because bacon.

The chick with the boots is just goddamn disrespectful in that last Vine.

Oh, the FLOTUS-caliber side eye is gonna be wonderful either way. George totes doesn't seem like the type of baby who likes to share and would have no problem going all "Damien from The Omen" on anyone who gets his way.

Boy or girl, I hope the new Royal Baby makes the same epic stank faces that big brother George makes when looking upon the peasants.

So what's the plan? Do we fry it? Sauté it? Bake it? How much cocktail sauce do you think we'd need? Do you leave it whole or do you cut it up and create a platter?

I rarely agreed with the things she said in her later years, but no one could doubt she's a legend. Oh Joan, you horrible old broad. You will be missed dearly. RIP