According to various sources, including lana_bb above, it's a lack of a dimple on her right side. But I "suffer" from the same "defect" and I happen to think I'm quite good looking either way. So Ariana can take seat or two.

Ya'll, you have no idea how ready I am to get my wine bowl out of hibernation for season 4. It's been a long summer without it.

If there were ever a live action Archer movie, Aisha Tyler is the only Lana I would accept. Really most of the cast (with the exception of Jon Benjamin) look like their counterparts, so they would have to play them.

Maple bacon flavored vodka? What is this foolishness and where can I find some on my lunch break because it sounds like heaven in my mouth.

Oh Jebus yes. And I would post her bad side with a perverse glee.

Clearly the story about Cara and the bacon should've been Dirt Bag's lead this morning because... well, because bacon.

The chick with the boots is just goddamn disrespectful in that last Vine.

Oh, the FLOTUS-caliber side eye is gonna be wonderful either way. George totes doesn't seem like the type of baby who likes to share and would have no problem going all "Damien from The Omen" on anyone who gets his way.

Boy or girl, I hope the new Royal Baby makes the same epic stank faces that big brother George makes when looking upon the peasants.

So what's the plan? Do we fry it? Sauté it? Bake it? How much cocktail sauce do you think we'd need? Do you leave it whole or do you cut it up and create a platter?

I rarely agreed with the things she said in her later years, but no one could doubt she's a legend. Oh Joan, you horrible old broad. You will be missed dearly. RIP

I said this already on Callie's Dirt Bag this morning, but I'll say it once more with feeling:

The View has always been a pretty grating morning show (I'm more of a The Talk person myself due to my allegiance to Aisha Tyler), but they've now made it possible for the show to become even MORE grating... Yeesh.

This is definitely one of their off seasons.

Every time I try to quit Taylor Swift, she just ends up sucking me back in. Whether it's her stupidly catchy songs or her if it's things like that comment. Gah, why can't you just go away Taylor!?!

I'd watch the hell out of show with Retta as Donna. Or really, Retta as anyone. I think she's hysterical.

Much like I did at this very accurate description.

Watching Alison Brie and Angel's stupid son do the Charlston (or whatever silly ass dance that is) really makes my morning.

Oh Cee-Lo... you human embodiment of a roly poly, you...

"Give It To You", doe. I lived for that song when I was in 5th grade... until my mother heard it and was like "You ain't given it to no one!"