all this talk about the alleged conscious coupling of Martin Lawrence and STILL no pictures?

I was gonna say the same thing. And not just a dab of shaving cream, he put a GOOD lather of cream on his face as if he was Grizzly Adams or something. Like bro... it's peach fuzz. Water and soap would work just fine.

Oh, Biebs. Not that I had any doubts about you being a pimple on the ass of the world, but you have unequivocally proven to me that I hate your face with or without that pedo-stache. #bless

I've seen the same doc and I'll agree. She comes off cold and bitchy, but there's something really endearing about someone who knows what they want and how they want it. I find her to be refreshing.

I know I wasn't the only one who believed that hair was like a impenetrable unmovebale helmet that she put on her head when she left the house and took off when she went to bed?

No, I understand exactly where you're coming from. It's part of my whole issue with this concept. I don't think they can create an attraction off of a movie about kids killing each other and make it fun. It's an extremely dark concept to try to develop for an amusement park.

There's something about an attraction called "The Hunger Games Experience" at a family theme park that just sounds... not okay...

*sigh* Exactly. I look back on my young, angsty, hormone driven teenage years and I cringe. Not looking forward to having kids for this exact reason.

That was... specific.

I like Nicki, but she gets a massive case of FLOTUS side eye from me for this song/video.

Mariah and Nick have always been an unusual match to me. They've never properly clicked as a couple in my mind but I can't tell if it's because he's a man-child or if it's because Mariah has become the most ridiculous person in the universe in the last 10 years. But love is love, no matter how strange it seems.

I imagine him whispering "swaggy" as he signed the lease.

But guys...

I'm right there with you with the irrational anger. Mine stems from the fact that he's literally been attempting to grow it for 6 months now and it's just stalled at a light dusting on his upper lip, but he refuses to get rid of it. Then he has the nerve to rock a smug expression with it? I was never a fan of the kid,…

It's strong. Strong like bull.

So... is the Biebs just physically incapable of wearing his pants above his ass? I want to care that you wear Calvin's, except I really don't.

I don't know how to explain my reaction to that other than to say that the thought of it literally takes my breath away in terror.

...the two plan to save their first kiss until after marriage

Dear lord, please tell me that's not a real thing O.o

All you liberals pushing your gay agenda on the rest of the world. Ugh.