BUY YOUR WIFE A PAIR OF WARM BOOTS SO SHE CAN GO START YOUR CAR IN THE MORNING

Judging by that sunburn, it looks like Conan may have accidentally stepped outside while in Arizona.

Damn, the iPhone 6 Plus is huge.

This picture *bites knuckle* is makin' *stiffled laughter, long wheeze* my *propeller hat spins uncontrollably* loins tender. *flies into space*

As a bald man who has been shaving what's left since the age of 19, I support LeBron. If you don't have the proper shaped head to sport the complete shave, going bald sucks.

None of the women's recouped funds went to pay legal fees. In California, the defendant must pay legal fees of successful actions when they involve labor violations.

I used to do the Triple Jump. I also used to have working knee joints. Now they can sense a storm-a-comin' like that of a 70 year old man. I wish I never did Triple Jump.

"'Remember that thing I sent you in the spring?' Jenkins wrote..."

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Sterling, Pounded is the current headline at clippers.co.uk

I'm really worried about those kids from Sudan. They're genetically superior.

They got Wendi Nix perfect.

There isn't much that is as amusing and simultaneously confusing as watching women mimic a mans sexual thrust. I mean what do they think we are doing? I saw this program that featured an all women group of "strap on" aficionados doing all sorts of wonderful things to each other on camera, but watching them "bang"…

Tyler Perry has something to say about this, something terrible to say about this, something terrible to say about this in a terrible movie: Tyler Perry's Terrible Movie

Looks like she said "FUCK THAT!" followed by a nice dainty belch.

Regarding number 7. While I don't particularly care for Ginger Ale, as I kid I loved Vernor's which tasted almost like a hybrid of cream soda and ginger ale. I think the company changed the formula so I don't know if the flavor profile is the same, but I used to love that stuff.

I don't think Mayweather has the power to cause a stoppage, but Canelo certainly does...if he can find his mark. The way I see it Floyd has to have his absolute best effort against Canelo because of his punching power whereas Canelo is going into this one punch away from an incredible upset.