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My co-worker took 16 months off for paternity leave in Canada

My husband was able to stay home with me and our son for the first six weeks, not paternity leave, in between jobs. And I wish it for everyone that has a child. It was so helpful and really brought our family closer together. 

Idk man, she might’ve been crying a lot, but as a child who grew up in an often dysfunctional family, I related.

Eh. Don’t stress. My 3rd baby, also three, would NOT take off her diaper. She always needed to wear one. She WOULD NOT use the toilet. My husband tried to trick her and tell her we were out of diapers so she had to go without wearing one. Well....that girl got herself the papertowels and wrapped herself up! (Clearly

This discrimination is everywhere! I love video games, but do you know how hard it is for me, a heterosexual white man, aged 18-50, with brown hair and stubble, to find representation in the games I love?

I’m still being discriminated against as I don’t have my millions yet.  :(

Is he the relative of someone of means or import in the area? Because it does sound like this was a referral-only business.

How dare you niggas?

Yeah, the fact of the matter is Katt is a funnier stand-up comedian than both Kevin and Tiffany, but not necessarily in the conversation as one of the GOATs, meanwhile Kev and Tiff are going to end up richer than a mofo, because they were smart enough to stay out of trouble and stay in their very lucrative

Trump is going to pardon Manafort.  And when he does the GOP better get off their fucking asses and do something.  

Reminded me of that ‘Martin episode.

My friend, you are really treading my personal Venn diagram of affinities for your comments and thick women with this picture.

Locker room talk!

I think the above post was satire.

Sometimes you gotta use what your momma gave ya... whether it was genetics or (in Kim’s case) an open line of credit at the Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery Center.

Maybe Kanye took that meeting with Trump to “move on her like a bitch.”

I almost hope so, just so there’s something to charge that shitstain with.

Consequences are a thing and its always a wonderful moment when foul people experience them.

Exactly! Thank you. Why are folks not understanding this?