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You're right, they have some serious expenses. That'll happen when you require a billion-dollar spaceship to replace a regular ol' football stadium that's served your team just fine for three decades. And if they re-up this agreement, they'll make their goddamn money to make those payments.

Just like none of the Goodell-pussywhipped media will just call his smug ass out on how hypocritical he is to boo-hoo about player safety while putting them at risk with two more games, none of them* have the sack to call bullshit on the owners' crying poverty. $2 billion dollars a year for Monday Night Football alone…

She was trying to do the Axl slithery-snake twisting dance thing at the beginning... So, so terrible. The light-up people should have spelled out "DOGSHIT" at the end.

Uh-oh, I've got that too. That can't be right.

Ooh, no line breaks. I'm gonna need a new crutch.

Is there a "Expand all replies" button somewhere? I don't love the redesign aesthetically, but I'm not gonna get pissy if the functionality turns out to be better. I don't quite get the necessity of the other story links taking up a third of the screen at all times, but hopefully this stuff is subject to change.

David Patterson wasn't this blind.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!?!?!

@FavreFAIL: He's citing NY and CT law as it pertains to the publication of the "private" facts. If she lived in CA, I could maybe see him bringing up NY law because of where Deadspin's offices are located, but I would imagine the law of the location of the photos when they were "stolen" (CA) would control. On top of…

So if this guy is to be believed, she reached out to Deadspin to inform them that there is no story.

@Loose Seal: Seeing as how he refers exclusively to applicable New York law, I don't think you've read this closely enough.

@OchentaYcinco:

Should've been you, Coach K.

Stupid double posting

@MaverickIsAirborne: It's the sequel to Two Idiots Sharing Half a Brain Explain How to Cope with Your Girlfriend Wanting to Bring Her Extremely Hot Friend to Bed with You."

Tallman Trask III, executive vice president and the chief administrative and financial officer for Duke University, was asked whether the basketball team playing against the Chinese national team would "strengthen the Duke brand."

I watched Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers get turned away from an NFLPA party

The Worst Case Of Helicopter Chicks? The hotel where Pat Jordan stayed.

@Phintastic: That picture just begs for great captions. It always reminds me of the one Simmons wrote when Will left, which was pretty hilarious.