People who make thin, runny chili should drown in it. No one denies this.

Calling him a cheap Jew would Anti-Semitic and libelous.

@UweBollocks: Nice. +1

Henrik, why don't you have a seat...

@crazyjoedavola: I suggest he try this.

I was at that game last night, but I was totally let down by the goalie fight.

"A Steeler Girl is a Pittsburgh Steeler fan. Steeler Girls are all around the world. You can identify a Steeler Girl by the way she parties and how hott [sic] she always looks. Steeler Girls look extremly hot in anything black and gold. Steeler Girls can out class [sic] any other NFL female fan. Steeler Girls love to…

@AzureTexan: RobbieAlomar.net gave my computer a virus and denies it to this day.

Wilpon also sunk millions into a jukebox repair business that went nowhere.

I can't wait until his self-given Sunday Night Football introduction in a few years.

@norbizness: Don't wait, there's a five-per-person limit, and once they're gone, they're gone forever.

Now if we just put Barry Bonds in jail we can finally go back to our Utopian society.

The Cowherd section is one of the best things ever. Fuck yeah Craggs.

Redacted because it sucked. But it's along the lines of what you all did funnier.

Clay Travis got 25 letters worse than this yesterday.

And in science news, researchers have located the exact spot on the brain that prevents you from being a raging dickhead.

@Gamboa Constrictor: "I told him he was a terrorist to his team."

@theeschwartz: And Aaron Rodgers' answer?

It would seem to me that domestic violence related to stress and disappointment of one's team losing would be lower on the day of the Super Bowl and higher on any of the 16 Sundays a year where as many as 15 different fanbases suffer said stress and disappointment. But I'm no scientist.

But if you want a sneak preview of what Roger Goodell's NFL will look like with an 18-game schedule and all the hitting taken out, this was it.