"A Steeler Girl is a Pittsburgh Steeler fan. Steeler Girls are all around the world. You can identify a Steeler Girl by the way she parties and how hott she always looks. Steeler Girls look extremly hot in anything black and gold. Steeler Girls can out class any other NFL female fan.

@Desi_Relaford: Two and a Half Men is the television equivalent of Nickelback. Somebody likes it, but no one seems to want to admit to it.

@UkraineNotWeak: "Two and a Half Men and Five Times That Many Broads"

In response to the comment, TNT released this statement to The Hollywood Reporter: "It’s unfortunate Mr. Morgan showed a lack of judgment on our air with his inappropriate comments."

Take notes, Katie Baker. This is how it's done.

@Steve U: You bastard. Now I'm going to have to start forgetting that existed all over again.

@Kid Canada: Is that the one from the original Dugout? It dawned on me while I was writing mine that I was probably ripping them off.

if you like metallica type 111

Pays better than the Marlins.

It tells you all you need to know about white racists that a black guy made their jokes better than they could ever dream.

@TorontoMapleBeef: Simple jokes for simple minds. If it was more complex humor they wouldn't understand.

You call those seats, Howard Weitzman? Do the Lakers supply tissues to plug the nosebleeds?

This never happens at the International House of Valium.

There's no honor among these jersey-chasers anymore. Another girl was trying to get her own reality show solely about her having fucked Greg Oden.

This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000.

The Green Bay Oh-For-The-Love-Of-God-Cover-Your-Eyes.

@ChuckHostetler'sMisspentYouth: If you're implying that you have Richard Simmons dong shots, please contact ajd@deadspin.com.

"My mind was psychotic. I had a terrible temper from all the sugar."

The only stereotype reinforced here is that people from Kentucky can't spell. That was supposed to read Jew York Jews.

@Always Winning: Ha.