@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: It's been 25 years now, and Flavor Flav is still hanging on to the clock.

Another cup of coffee and I wouldn't have read that as "Jay Cutler's Safety Dance." What a shame that would have been.

@UweBollocks: Way late to the party but....

@UweBollocks: I don't know how I missed this all afternoon at work, but holy shit, fucking spectacular. If Montemayor could see you now...

Your move, Lee Carvallo.

Brett Favre just pulled out a 4 wood.

@Gottliebs Cards: It was a tip of the cap to when Michaels' imitated Chuck in '92 by putting someone through a window.

(AP) January 24, 2011 - Bart Scott says his $250,000 fine for a flagrant violation of the NFL's uniform policy was "totally worth it."

Goddamn Hoopsors.

Those poor boars.

AJ, take this as constructive criticism, but #superhomowatervolleyball is a criminally underutilized tag around here.

He's just making us more famous.

@SavetoFavorites: Seeya in hell. +1

@SavetoFavorites: I read it as boners, so the snark and ridicule thing made perfect sense to me.

Who elected him Montemayor of Funnytown?

@David Hume: I ate Zack Greinke's porridge, and I don't know what was in there, but I feel fantastic.

Gil Meche, MLB's Most Average Man, or as he will also be remembered, MLB's "Not Brett Favre."

"Alonzo, Keris, uh, Myjunia, Tyler, and... uh... you three - I am your father."

"Struggggggling the Jets are. Kiss youuu I wannnnna."

@Dolla Dolla Bill: Of course, but the players are currently guaranteed a percentage of revenues, not a flat figure. Every year another team is opening a state-of-the-art stadium they didn't pay for, with brand new higher ticket prices to match. And every new TV contract dwarfs the one before it. There's absolutely…