@Dolla Dolla Bill: In 2009, the last season with a salary cap, the cap was $127 million. Assuming that each of the 32 teams spent to that number (they didn't), that works out to $4.064 billion in player salaries per year. The league just signed a deal with ESPN that will bring in nearly $2 billion each year on…

"I would walk 500 miles if it meant my ankle was 100%," Howard then Proclaimed.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: From the article I read, not only did he like it, but it was"by far the best show I've ever seen," probably because he saw the villian as an "atheist, God-like scientist."

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Not sure if you caught this, but Glenn Beck was apparently talking about seeing the Spider-Man musical yesterday, and has a somewhat different take on it than you did. Somewhat less well-articulated too, although you totally missed on his Spider Man-Michael Buble comparison, which I'm sure we can…

@Kid Canada: LeBron went on to say, "By the way, follow me on my new Twitter account: @KidA-hole."

Is the ankle part of the foot? Is the wrist part of the hand? Should it matter, if there's precedent?

@marryman: Sure seems like the D-2 and D-3 players (you know, the ones that actually have to go to class and have playoffs that run through December) manage just fine.

@EdHardyMustBeDestroyed: I don't think he was arguing that you should have to pay full price for the extra preseason games. If you want the common sense solution to that problem, you might want to take that up with Goodell too.

It's amazing that the hypocrisy of Goodell's claiming to be concerned with the well-being of the players while pushing for two extra regular season games is beyond obvious to everyone, yet as far as I've seen no one's actually made him answer for it. His argument is an insult to everyone's intelligence, and Nate is…

"The World Cup was awarded to Qatar, which is bullshit, because it's not a country we associate with soccer. When I think of soccer, I think of the New England Revolution. Therefore, unless the World Cup is in Boston it should be cancelled."

@I Like Cheap Beer: Oh what the fuck. I made that avatar. FUCK YOU IAN WILLIAMSON, YOU HACK. FUCK YOU!

@I Like Cheap Beer: Huh?

@Hatey McLife: Dawwww.... +1

@Stinky McBritches: Yep, that actually is the rule.

@A Duck With a Lisp: Garrett Reid's partytime calculator

That theory sounds like Gregg Easterbrook porn.

Having this happen to his birth certificate was the best thing to ever happen to Curtis Enis.

@norbizness: It has the added bonus of making it tougher to see the Clippers.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: On the other hand, another year of Jimmy Clausen at QB probably just locked up the #1 pick in 2012.

@I Like Cheap Beer: @cromartie: Stop! Stop! I'm already dead.