@Jobu's Refill: You're not kidding. I honestly can't even conceive of another way he could've fucked this up so badly that I would end up wishing Wanny hadn't been fired.

/slams head on desk

Do hospitals have honeymoon suites?

@istealllamas: Yeah that's why I refused to vote for Rafael Belliard. Without PEDs he never would've hit that home run that time.

This never would have happened if Billy Mays were still alive. And not high on cocaine.

LeBron James said the Heat call themselves "the Heatles."

If she could have just taken the goddamn ear buds out for a second, she'd have heard him ask her not to post that photo.

So who's to say they can't beat the Saints, in Seattle.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

"Yawn."

@sharpknives_and_loudguns: I know! I mean, a fucking calculator watch? What the hell?

If I don't see a link to David Eckstein demanding accountability about PEDs like RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I'm going to start hyperventilating.

@gulag: Things went badly went he pointed his finger Palmeiro-style and bellowed "I'm Buff, and I'm on the stuff!... Ah, shit."

@IronMikeGallego: Never gets old. +1

I wish I wouldn't have said that, but I did. I stand behind what I said."

"That game was fixed! He was using a freaking ladder!"

"So in reality, the subtext of Goodell's memo to teams about appropriate work place conduct is this: be more discreet."

$50,000 of his $13-some-odd million he's making this year alone.

Animals would fuck us up if they teamed up. Maybe you're stomping the army of spiders coming through your door, but if there's a bunch of silverbacks busting through your wall like the Kool-Aid man at the same time? Welcome to Rape and Bludgeon City, Magary.

Fact: Green Bay's goalline offense should be called Kuhn & Friends.