"A jar of wine vinegar was there, so they soaked a sponge in it, put the sponge on a stalk of the hyssop plant, and lifted it to his lips. When he had received the drink, he said, 'Y'all ever take some oxys with that shit? Aw man, let's party on Sunday.'"

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: If only it happened on Eastern Washington's field.

If there's a silver lining from last night, it's that Favre being cold-cocked is now an injury rather than an excuse.

I bought tickets to the Eagles-Vikings game on Sunday night with the express purpose of watching him get knocked out of that game. I am disappoint.

@BufordJustice: It's really strange that those stereotypes are accurate no matter where you are. I hate that the women are attractive because you can't help but look at them, and when I get caught checking out their racks I feel like I owe them two minutes for a sea salt scrub demonstration. On the plus side, my…

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Can't this wait for the post comparing Reid and Vick to Miyagi and Daniel-san?

@PolkPanther: "They stop him again!" is my all-time favorite, but this was right there with it. Normally I'm not a huge Mike Quick fan, but he was awesome on this one.

Also, does anyone know if the Giants' radio call of the punt return is online anywhere? That must be truly spectacular.

Daulerio — postpone whatever you were going to do today.

@FavreFAIL: Yep, Avant. Ended up giving himself a concussion too, according to Reid's presser today.

Heh.

Stand tall, New York. You're still the unchallenged champion of vermifuge smack talk.

Lane Kiffin was surprised to have been invited to the autograph session.

Travis Henry left early after women kept slipping birth certificates in front of him.

@You're Cut Too, Shushy: Nice.

Hmmm... little quiet around here today. It's almost as if they're getting ready to post something important.

I've watched that play 26 times in a row. Still speechless. I mean, holy fuck.

"The safety of Red Bull's world-class athletes is paramount," he said, after LaVallee was injured doing something extremely, extremely, wildly, obviously unsafe.

@FavreFAIL: I'll say this about the butter. When my roommates and I did it a few years back, I was glad we had a house and not an apartment. That smell hung around for hours. But fuck if it didn't work.

Well fuck.