But it's always fun to keep tabs on the guys you WANTED your team to draft who ended up being incredibly shitty.

and Donovan's never been the type of guy to say it's been anybody else's fault other than his, whether it was his fault or not.

Taylor Swift Is A Cocksucker

And to think Michael Jackson spent millions to look like that.

I was so wrong about fantasy football stories. They're absolutel fascinating, and I want more in my life. Everyone, please email your fantasy football stories, the longer the better, to theherd@espnradio.com.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Oh god. +1

Andy Reid probably looks completely dumbfounded right now. And he might not have even heard about this yet.

@D.W. Malouf: Derek Jeter won a Gold Glove this year. He's also a defensive liability. Note that this doesn't make Cowherd any less of a jackass.

It's been six years since a damaged load-bearing support got this much attention in Boston, and Schilling still won't shut the hell up about that one.

From the caganer wiki page:

If Bleacher Report does not stop this thing dead in its tracks over the weekend, it finds itself living a debilitated existence.

You'd be amazed how many vans like that I see on a week-to-week basis.

@bofie: Pitt alum. But yes.

There's still hope. Joe's about to have plenty of time to catch up on his reading.

Nice fuckin' combover, dick! What are ya, ten years old?

"I really believe that Abner Doubleday is the 'Father of Baseball.' I know there are some historians who would dispute this though."

and then splice to giz

You should have heard him talk about it again today. More convoluted bullshit these ears have never heard.

Deadspin: Sports News with a touch of post-hoc discretion.

The Worst Coaches list was more depressing to me than the You Are Fucked post from Monday.