If Wannstedt tried to do that six people would've died.

@JeebusCripesSupercar: "I was drunk" was the excuse I was betting on anyway.

Typing that letter with his dialing wand must have taken forever.

In internet math, that's less than 1/40th the audience of Brett Favre's dick.

I hate the bloody crotch game. I never even know I'm playing, and five minutes later my girlfriend's throwing shit at me and crying about how I never listen to her.

Has Dwayne Bowe been the Fantasy Player That Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death yet?

Christmas Ape asked him if it was a Mitchell jersey, and he proudly said it was.

@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Harrison gets fined $75K- how about that Dunta Robinson? Where was his fine?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: At least you'll get another year out of it.

Milton's first draft of this ended with "I expect a response."

Jason, the wheels of justice move quite a bit slower than the news cycle. And that's a good thing, you ass.

@Natzzzzzz: But that's just me.

Dee Mirich just dusted off her notebook.

Karmic payback for Maier 2.0. Suck. On. It.

Ike Reese is a bad ass man. And any mention of Mamula is a good one.

The only thing better than the Cowboys choking since Week 1 this year is the Cowboy fans posting up and down this thread convinced that we'd all trade places with them in a heartbeat.

@IronMikeGallego: I think you might be right, it probably is beer. Either way, there's nothing coming out of his face.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: I don't see anything coming out of his mouth, something that color would show up against his black jacket, I'd think. It looked to me like he knocks over a white box on his left and it falls out from there. Or maybe I'm nuts.

I don't want to ruin this, but I'm pretty sure it's popcorn being spilled from right around the top of the wall.

It's not fair to say that the Vikings-Cowboys tilt was a game to keep the season alive for both teams.