"Here are a couple things America got right: cars... and freedom."

* My dream is to own a NFL team.

Left-wing lawyers? It all makes perfect sense now.

@AzureTexan: Sayeth 4chan: "I always wanted to start an internet meme involving humorous cats." Status: LOLd.

So he couldn't just say he has pictures of Coughlin's son? Whatever he's doing in those pictures, he'd barely make the medal podium in the "Fucked Up NFC East Coach's Sons" competition.

and katie's man russell brand putting a banana in his mouth like he is sucking dick that fagget.

Brett Favre.

@Silent Q: All due props to Mr. Gaines of course, but that was the most predictably predictable thing in the history of predictable things.

@I Like Cheap Beer: A few years later, those same fans wanted Randall Cunningham to be benched for a guy named Bubby. Fans are idiots.

I heard about your Favre story on deadspin the other day, so I thought I would come and see.

Wow. So this Priebe guy threatens A.J.'s life, then attaches his name and welcomes him to investigate him?

He's just having fun EVERYWHERE.

Dear Orlando Cabrera:

@IronMikeGallego: +1 outstanding

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@J-No: Sometimes, a picture can make your point in ways words simply fail.

@Charisma: I can't comment on that. I've got my hands full with the Jets.

@Charisma: I like this a lot. Not the lynching ideas, but you know,

@another_damn_name: I take great joy in the shortcomings of assholes.