@DirkToberFest: Youse smartasses always think yous're so smart.

So the "brilliant" Tawmmy-from-Quinzee posts are really just the emails you receive from Simmons?

Crept over from Deadspin because though I don't watch much wrestling anymore, I absolutely loved watching him during his late 90s-early 00s run. I loved his books and really love to hear he's used the platform he's received to promote such an unbelievably positive message. Just wanted to say keep up the good work,…

More like New York EuKnicks, amirite?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: He's better known by his ring name "The Man Called For 1,000 Holds."

Stephon Marbury had a Truck List, but strangely enough, it was pretty much just like this one.

@craigjoke16: That's about as well-reasoned an argument as one can make while using the word "whore" so liberally. Nicely done.

You Got Serviced: An A.J. Daulerio Joint

@ArkansasFred: The hardest part about explaining to outsiders why some Eagles fans had and have a problem with McNabb is that he's never the same guy on ESPN that he is on CSN Philly, if that makes sense. He tries so hard to be likable to national people, who eat it up and heap praise on him for being so strong in…

Philly Will Throw Donovan McNabb A Parade.

And when 13,000 people show up for the game?

There is no more foolproof plan for attracting an older population to your park than making them sit in a dome next to a jackass with a blue mohawk smashing a cowbell for three straight hours.

That god damn Chad Ochocinco, so hateable for killing those... no, raping... I mean, for cheating on his... for making all his teammates hate him... no?

That must have been one hell of a gay wedding just out of frame.

Amen, brother Craggs.

He seemed nicer than Berman.

@OchentaYcinco:

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: "I kept yelling 'Jesus Christ" and he kept yelling back "Superstar!"

Oh hell, I'm just gonna knock out a few of these: