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I don't listen to his music, but I Googled "Pretty Ricky Party," and boy did those fellas look like they were filling sexy.

Still not as wrong as his thinking Pavano would work out.

I haven't watched that much soccer in my life, but I've watched a lot the last month, and I thought clear one-on-ones with the keeper were supposed to be goals.

@Juancho: It's ridiculous to think a guy with possibly the most unique set of physical attributes and talents to ever come into the league doesn't seem to care enough to show that he's the best.

He's still a cocksucker. For all the reasons discussed ad nauseum.

@apd09: I swear the Bible says something about performing charity.

He's got courage all right...

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: +1 for speaking truth to power. The NBA is now effectively an OLIGARHY.

@cleverland: Yeah, new font ASAP, but damn!

@Murray Hewitt: I think you just misunderstood him, because just a few minutes ago he tweeted "ITS OFFICIAL - CHEEZ DOODLES NOW AVAILABLE IN FAMILY-SIZE BAGS!" followed by "QUITE FRANKLY I WAS TOO EXCITED TO TURN ON THE TV - WHAT HAPPENED?"

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Hug.

I don't want to live.

@Donnie_Iris: You bastard. I'm stuck with that for the rest of the day now.

From Pittsburgh:

When they said LeBron wanted to be like MJ, I didn't think they meant that MJ.

@Rob Iracane: So good. +1

LeBron Watch, Day 49: He can't break up with me if I break up with him first!

@I Party With Smoot: ESPN should have told him no. But in one day's time, the company line has become "anybody who says we shouldn't do this is jealous." I heard it from Mariotti yesterday and Tim Legler this morning. It's total horseshit, but it's what we should expect from the minds behind "Who's Now?" The…

@formerly Chief Wahoo: It's the ESPN special. I don't think anybody begrudges him taking his time to make a decision. In fact, it's what you'd expect him to do, especially if, like he's tried to say, this is about winning. But this nonsense tonight has nothing to do with that. It has to do with "me, me, me." And…