It can't be a coincidence that ESPN sent Bob Ley halfway around the world when they decided to do this shit.

@Roethlisberger's Wingman: Where to begin...

I can't remember the last time I felt this badly for a fan at a baseball game.

"Yeah, I'm not that good at noses and mouths, but aside from that, pretty good huh?"

@UweBollocks: They don't call it the Mattoon Green Wave for nothing.

Heck yes.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Even if I come over there and burn the fucking house down?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if #ned wins the World Cup, I think it'll be the first lone for a DSHoF member.

Those are ample.

Can he golf? Because Ryan Leaf's looking for an assistant coach. And for a drank connection. Mostly for a drank connection.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Please accept my alternate reply: That's what she said.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Agreed. Good Lord that was wild.

This is one of those times I'm happy to be an American. Because this must be awful if you support one of these teams.

This is insane.

@Jefferson Short Bus: By "long line," I think she was referring to her family tree.

So your shrink is making you quit?

News of the World has really gone down the shitter since Bat Boy disappeared.

@J Money BS: Ok, true, you can use a preposition at the end of sentence. But most definitely not like that.

@J Money BS: which is precisely what I'm doing and I'm incredibly excited about.