Not surprisingly, Arlen Specter is a switch-hitter.

@Hatey McLife: Roy Campanella was gay?

@Derian Hatcher's Good Knee: Confused my ass. He just wanted to make it home in time to watch the UK women's bowling match.

"Erin Andrews will be staying at ESPN, and no, I didn't get it from the network."

Real men don't take advice from guys who can't dress themselves.

I'm mostly just amazed he has a manager.

Imagination Deadspin! Yayyyyy!

@BlackTaco: Relax, Francis.

Awful lot of prancing.

I believe you, Luke.

Timeless. And goddamn, I've been reading this site for over four years now?

"I could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up there... wait, it'd have to be your bull."

Otherwise, you're just tongue-banging that bit of roast beef for the next six hours.

If I'm Bocanegra, I've already commissioned the wall mural of this photo for my house.

In case you've forgotten that Michael Vick is a sack of shit.

Ahhhhh, I see someone was paying attention during "My Cousin Vinny"!

How about a good ol' fashioned Boner Race: Isner and Mahut grab each other's opposing forearm, handshake-style, and lock eyes. First one erect wins.

Why must an insanely miraculous athletic victory also be a reinforcer of cultural supremacy?

@Roy Hobbs: "It's 56 games all and darkness is falling. This, needless to say, is not a good development, because everybody knows that zombies like the dark. So far in this match they've been comparatively puny and manageable, only eating a few of the spectators in between bashing their serves."

So I caught that right? This set is longer than any other match ever played. Holy fuck.