How is this not going to last until tomorrow? Hamut can't handle Isner's serves and Isner can't fucking move to chase down Hamut's.

@Joewithay: Shit, tomorrow? Will they let him use a wheelchair?

So when will the winner of this match play next? Because I'm betting the house on the other guy.

The announcer, as well as everyone on TV after the game, mentions how great Howard's throw was to break Donovan. Sure would be nice to see it.

@J Money BS: You say that now, but then the police report comes out...

@Donnie_Iris: I don't like Tim Benz because he's an asshole.

I cut out of the last hour of my bar exam review class to make it home in time for the last 10 minutes.

@girlwonder: England goes through too. Slovenia is out.

I came.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDD

@roland_t_flakfizer: "Tex was wayyyy off-balance but hit it anyway, which coincidentally is how you end up married to Courtney Love."

Marco "In" Scutero feels your pain, Tex.

Little known fact: Roberto Clemente was a huge Buddy Holly fan.

God damn it, Twitter made me like Buzz. Well, "douche juice" made me like Buzz, but I guess I blame Twitter by proxy.

@maythetechbewithyou: Manu Ginobili just called Vlade Divac to complain about how blatant that dive was.

This guy thinks that's "retarted."

You know your tiebreaker sucks when it doesn't provide a good answer for the question "Why not just have a shootout?"

@ekc2522: Nice work.

So I think this is good for us, yes? We've got the advantage on England based on the 3rd tiebreaker (goals scored).

@norbizness: Egypt us!