I've been looking forward to Nintendo's presser for what feels like forever and a new, HD Star Fox is exactly what I wanted. But thwn I read /motion controls/ and my stomach just lurched with disappointment. The controls must be optional, otherwise there would be no multiplayer(unless the multi-tablet patch rumors…

An E3 rumor with corresponding Nintendo 64 themed word game? I so in.

Hm... There was that weird summer when there was that car chase and shooting that ended in the Culvers by Memorial, but that technically started in Altoona so I don't know if that counts as crazy violence. Eau Claire is pretty chill. There is that monster that drowns all the college kids. That monster: alcoholism.

Last year I bought Breath of Fire 2 at a thridt sale for two bucks. My summer resolution is to beat it... I'm stuck in the stupid whale with an underleveled Kat, BUT I CAN DO IT.

Your reply makes no sense. You don't have to read my comment, but you should read something; Maybe you would pick up when to use "you're" and "too".

Nope, just calling you out. I don't demand credentials everytime someone uses a word to make sure no outsiders can play in my club. Sorry if I'm projecting, there's just a maddeningly large number of people on this thread grasping onto the thinnest thread of superiority and it's /lame/. So what if people use the word…

I'm sure some people are hardcore about Kirby(I definitely don't googling "hardcore Kirby", btw) but I was thinking more along the lines Castlevania, Metroid, or Megaman. When 2D platformers get really difficult they almost start to resemble bullet hell shooters or fighting games... you know, I had a point but I…

You do realize that by claiming elitism over A WORD makes you the very definition of a hipster, right?

2D platformers are hardcore. I totally get it

I think Nintendo's strategy for the Wii U is similar to that of the 3DS: patiently build a solid library until it becomes the superior choice. It took a long ime for the 3DS to get there, but by the time Pokemon X and Y came out it was a much easier sell than when it was that other system that played Occarina of Time.…

Old comic, still relevant.

I never thought about it like that! Have fun playing Mario Kart 8 on your PC.

... Which makes no sense given that the Wii U can have one LCD controller per console and Mario Kart is a multiplayer game. I think that the Wii U has potential to be great, but Nintendo has a problem if they can't decide what kind of controller goes with their console. I hated using the wiimote for Brawl and MK7 and…

Nintendo has also announced a Wii U Deluxe Bundle that includes Mario Kart 8, a red Mario Wiimote, and Red Racing Wheel for $330. That bundle also nets you the free game.

Dominate? More like obfuscate... d graphics! Because they're so bad. And PC is better.

I'm sure if I was the jaded, cynical adult I am now I would have hated Bubsy when it came out. But when I was a kid I thought Bubsy was the shit. He was always crackin' wise and looking cool. I didn't have a Genisis until later so it was the closest thing to Sonic I had played. I have this weird dream that he'll be…

But it made Nintendo relevent for the first time since the SNES and printed money. Nintendo sold each system at a huge profit using the prior gen's technology. It was a different time, right off the heels of Guitar Hero when consumers were willing to lay down money on [albeit laaaaame] periperals like the Wii Fit…

I can see the benefits in the kind of exposure the people/indie game industry would get from this, but otherwise you're pretty on point. I think it's ridicululous that these people show up for a REALITY SHOW and are like "What do you mean you're filming me, even when I don't especially want to? Wait, you're going to…

That contract is pretty standard for a reality show. I don't get what the big deal is...