Triple Town is super addictive, but nothing can top their first game, Panda Poet. I've sunk so many hours playing people online....

My girlfriend won't let me harvest the elephant tiles in Civ5 for ivory because they look too happy, what with their big floppy ears and all.

Yup. The movie timeline is getting just as borked as the comic book's. And I couldn't be more for it!

... Are you twelve? This is a serious question; It would explain your opinion a lot. Have you played Hulk: Ultimate Destruction or Ultimate Spiderman? They were really popular games on the PS2/Xbox/Gamecube and were regarded as being excellent. If you're only familiar with the cadre of Gauntlet clones they've released…

There is a rage within me: This is a second-person game. It's like in grammar: First-person is I/We(first-person games give you the exact perspective of the character you're playing), third-person uses he/she/they(those games show the character that you play, and second-person is you/you all, so you don't control the…

Try changing your personality. That always works!

Re: The Springfield Retirement Castle... if memory serves, didn't Grampa Simpson fall into some money in season 2 or 3 and ended up spending it on upgrading the retirement home?

It's not so much a game as it is an experiment in chaos theory. If you're not participating I can see how you would find it annoying, but to those who are playing it's like American Idol for nerds.

I hate to break it to you, but there are thousands of online comics/memes with the exact same joke. My, isn't that character acting strangely? He can't do the simplest things! How absurd! Haw haw!

I just spent three minutes trying to get the video to play.

Holy crap this game is beautiful. The Wii U gets hammered for being underpowered compared to the PS4 and Xbox 1, but last-gen graphics can still be really stunning. There's so much detail! Everywhere!

... Is that Tim Gunn narrating?

Why play Final Fantasy Tactics when you can play Fire Emblem?

Though the actual motion-contol aspect of the wiimote was a bust, the ability to point and click the TV screen like a mouse was legit revolutionary. Sniping enemies in the Zelda games was so much more natural on the Wii than in any game I had played prior. And Trauma Center: New Blood is fantastic and couldn't be on…

It's four twenty-minute episodes. The story covers the whole game, but they montage through a lot of it. It totally could have been a full fledged series and it would have been awesome.

For not being a conventional French, you sure are pretentious.

I will. And do you know what they'll say back? Nothing. Because they're stupid chickens.