I prefer to think that this actor really IS Loki and that he is expert at manipulating us all.

My panties just hit the floor.

Give it up. You're never going to make Fetch happen.

Yes! An opportunity to use a GIF from one of my guilty pleasure movies!

This is nice, but really, everything is not made better by being turned into Mucha posters.

Do you live in 1900 or something? That very argument could be used to prove that cars are a stupid idea which'll never take off.

Can you replace a mule's leg in the field with a socket set if it gets shot?

"On going through these notebooks, we were utterly astounded by the sheer volume of doodles of dicks."

*cough* I'm available for interviews. ;)

Great initiative!

"We both do."

Yey for having models of color and larger size models. Alas for a future without any pants.

I say forget making it quieter. Just make it bigger so it can carry the troops, and maybe put some weapons on it along with armor. Maybe something like this:

not to be the cranky gal from Jezebel, but as a comic geek gal i have to say your usage of "let" is annoying the crap out of me. I'm sure you don't mean anything by it, but it really makes it sound like you own all these marvel films and that she has zero say in what she wants to do here. How about you let your girl…

I will love Ever After forever and ever (and ever after).

I CALL FOUL!

I think they hear you fine. They are just trying to give you leprosy. Jerks.