Can I ask a question which sounds mean but is meant in all honesty? I don't understand these complicated fan videos. Why would a production company spend time and money on a really well-done short film, the purpose of which is just to show to fans on the internet? Why aren't they using their resources to make actual…

Wrong. People have been 'concerned,' as you put it, for thousands of years, ever since the inception of the concept of liberty. I'm just pointing out that in my public school district, R-rated movies were not banned from being shown in the classroom.

Hey kidz of Missouri:

I went to public school and multiple teachers showed us R-rated films. And this was back in the 80s before the PG-13 rating.

Fun story, fun characters, spectacular art. Remember, it's YA, so it ain't exactly Iain Banks, but it's really a good time!

That is a terrifying image.

Yeah, and a therapist is so much more attuned to all of that - and wants to teach you as well - as opposed to a chiropractor, who just bashes away, or a surgeon, who just wants to cut. All hail!

Michael Fassbender as said assassin, please. That is all.

Right? RIGHT? When I wax rhapsodic about the miracles that PT works, people look at me funny. I firmly believe that if everybody, regardless of their level of pain, had PT and a massage every day, there would be no war. My therapist took me from being almost unable to walk to hopping around like a crazy person, and I…

I'll go first! Fractured my L5 20 years ago and so now i have NINE damaged discs. I KNEW this would happen in my lifetime! YES!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit, I would never spoil The Wire! (Except to say that the last season is BRILLIANT OK THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING)

I think this looks like fun and a half and snaps to that young kid for going there with 'The Wire.' Takes some heart and soul to look at that show and pick out Michael as the go-to for character development.

I know, but virtually no Americans realize that our fave Asian directors' names are 'backwards' (and therefore don't recognize them - people don't call Kurosawa 'Akira') so even in my film classes I refer to them like that.

;) In the Dogma 95 style, of course!

For reals. Although, in a cage match between all the Twilight directors and the world's greatest directors, the Twilighters might come out on top. They're a scrappy bunch. Except maybe Lars von Trier might give 'em a run for their money, I bet he bites in a bitch fight.

'Greatest living director'?! You're putting the dude who directed 'Dreamgirls' in a league with Lynch, Van Sant, Miyazaki and Kar-Wai? CJA, seriously, dude.

Amen.

Actually, the closest comparison is firefighters in full gear, carrying hoses.

Wasn't it? I always recommend that book to my students who are into post-apocalyptic or dystopian scenarios...

Holy shit!